In the gym today my vision panned in the mirror from one dude’s reflection to another dude’s, and I said to myself that first dude looks lazy and the second dude looks like a douche.

Only the second dude was myself and I didn’t recognize myself until after I’d judged myself.

And the surprise at having judged myself made me think: in a more metaphorical sense, I am also that first dude I judged.