Hungry and tired

When you are hungry and tired
You cannot satisfy both
At the same time

Unless you know how
To eat while sleeping
Or sleep while eating

I have tried both:

Once, arriving home after a day
Of foodless travel
I put some chili in a pan
Turned on the stove
And sat down at the bistro table
To rest
While it heated
But I fell asleep
With my head on my arm
And when I woke
There was a burning smell

Another time,
After a long day of work
When I had to skip lunch
I tried to take a nap before dinner
But only tossed and turned
On the couch
With my stomach grumbling
So I had to get up
And play the dangerous game
Of not falling asleep
With the stove on

July 01, 2021 at 03:27AM