the dryer stops running having done its job and lets go a click which is the door unlocking —this is my cue to get up and fold the dry clothes. i don’t, however, or at least, not right away. instead, i sit and enjoy the silence in the apartment now that the load has run. but then i hear, another click which is when, i look up confused; because there is only supposed to be one click and it is always the same after the load has run for thirty-six minutes on the “Mixed Loads” setting —I don’t separate darks and lights like I should— so that now, upon hearing the second click, i am perplexed. a dryer is a mechanical thing and can only click as it is made to, and just then, as i had this thought, there was a third click! as if the dryer not only had developed the ability to speak, but now also the ability to read minds, and could hear me degrading it as just a mechanical thing i listened closer and heard now not only the clicks but also the subtle rgg’s and prrt’s that are the same as an athlete saying ahhh after a race or a lawyer saying phew after a case. so i said alright alright and got up off the couch to open its lid smiling smugly and then see its happy belly lit by a dim yellow and displaying for me a perfectly dry mound of clothes. thank you, i said. and just then, two clicks in quick succession, i swear it.